If you live near a BevMo that stocks this–STOP, RUN, BUY. All of it.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $11.
Pressure-treated wood shack in a bell pepper field.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $10.
Tar rollercoaster thru Willy Wonka’s strawberry sundae TV studio.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $23.
Like ocean breezes thru a blueberry patch, with occasional 55 gallon drum.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $35.
They need to zynthesize some lettuce–thus crap belongs on a salad.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $10.
It’s a boujoulais nouveau, without all that pesky French.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
Like sanding your roasted cranberry Porsche with 2000 grit.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $18.
It might say “Ferrari,” but it tastes “Camry.”
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $12.
I don’t know if it’s a keeper, but it’s definitely a drinker.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $16.
Like a blueberry muffin touched by the hand of god.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $20.