If you could smoke a grape-flavored pipe, this would be it.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
Yep, this is a joke–tastes like Smuckers that your kid fermented for science class.
Rating: 1/5
,Price: $5.
Don’t trust wine with animated labels–they should only move after the bottle is empty.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $7.
Tastes like the inside of an Australian grape-picker’s glove. Fine for your friends!
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $6.
To be brief, this novella is up for a Pulitzer–very nice!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $13.
Like using steel wool to clean your cherry-stewing pot.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $18.
Takes you back to kindergarten–paste and Elmers glue.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
Fire the label designers–parrots, raffle tickets, WTF? Luckily the winemaker was more competent.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $7.
7-up and raspberry Kool-aid, a Nathans hot dog wine.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $9.