2005 Cellar #8 Merlot.
If you could smoke a grape-flavored pipe, this would be it.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
Earlier Reviews
Jest Red Table Wine.
Yep, this is a joke–tastes like Smuckers that your kid fermented for science class.
Rating: 1/5
,Price: $5.
2007 Lo Tengo Malbec.
Don’t trust wine with animated labels–they should only move after the bottle is empty.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $7.
2004 Aaku Shiraz.
Tastes like the inside of an Australian grape-picker’s glove. Fine for your friends!
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $6.
2005 Novella Synergy.
To be brief, this novella is up for a Pulitzer–very nice!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $13.
2006 Summerland Pinot Noir.
Like using steel wool to clean your cherry-stewing pot.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $18.
2005 Angeline Chardonnay.
Takes you back to kindergarten–paste and Elmers glue.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
2005 Capolan Merlot.
Fire the label designers–parrots, raffle tickets, WTF? Luckily the winemaker was more competent.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $7.
2006 Friday Monkey Cabernet Merlot.
7-up and raspberry Kool-aid, a Nathans hot dog wine.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $9.
