What are they collecting–wine from the spit-bucket?
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
It’s Crocodile Dundee, reincarnated as a grape.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $15.
If you had a choice of drinking this or used engine oil, choose the oil.
Rating: 0/5
,Price: $6.
The Mohammad Ali of grape just knocked you on your ass.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $20.
Nifty little number, like a jazz quartet played by the California Strawberries.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $18.
The “rental pig” ain’t a bad ride, like a 9v-powered pomegranite.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $6.
You’re sitting in a French cafe in 1976, telling everyone how good CA wines are.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $25.
Run your pear soda thru new garden hose and drink it out of a styrofoam cup.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $7.
Hint to Aussies and Californians who want to do “French-inspired” wines: don’t.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $12.