2004 Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc. For $14, we’d expect Joel to take the Nylabone outta the wine–and add some flavor. 2/5, $14.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $14.
2004 Rideau Iris Shiraz. Like leaping off the Empire State Building and landing on your feet like a cat, then jumping in someone’s Mercedes and pissing on the seats–and not being killed for it. 5/5, $50.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $50.
2003 Ravenswood Lodi Zinfandel. Hamster piss and butt-sniffing birds. 2/5, $11.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $11.
2003 Barefoot Shiraz. Like warm grape Jell-o, innocuous, but not exciting. 2/5, $5.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $5.
2004 Twin Fin Pinot Grigio. Doesn’t want to make us run naked through the sprinklers. 2/5, $7.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $.
Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. It’s not wine . . . it’s carbonated un-hardened strawberry Jell-o. 1/5, $2.
Rating: 1/5
,Price: $2.
2004 Hop Kiln Zinfandel. When you think “red wine,” this is what you think of. 4/5, $13.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $13.