2005 Cycles Gladiator Pinot Noir. A naked broad with long flowing hair on the label is the high point of this wine. 3/5, $13.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $13.
2005 Morro Bay Chardonnay. Surprisingly credible white wine–from the 99 cent store! 3/5, $1.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $1.
2004 McManis Cabernet Sauvignon. Smoky, oakey, karaoke! Buy all you can! Wait, that was two lines. Er . . . nevermind. 4/5, $10.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $10.
2003 Liberty School Cabernet Sauvignon. Dry, dry, dry, dry, and grip–what, these doods think they’re French? 2/5, $8.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.