2005 Chateau Haut Rian. Smells like Aunt Millie’s flower patch, avoids the new-hose taste. 4/5, $8.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $8.
2003 Christian Moueix Merlot. Red licorice and kool-aid, with a “low crawling berry thing.” 3/5, $11.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $11.
2005 Chateau Haut Nadeau. Chateau poo-poo furniture polish! 2/5, $19.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.
2005 Cabs Bordeaux. Kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard. 3/5, $7.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $7.