Earlier Reviews

A brief primer on ratings: 5/5–seeing god, 4/5–run and buy all you can, 3/5–you’d be happy to drink this.

Rating: 5/5

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Price: $brief primer on ratings: 5/5--seeing god, 4/5--run and buy all you can, 3/5--you\'d be happy to drink this. These are the good ratings.

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Reviewed on: March 27th, 2008

2005 XS Red California Cabernet: smells like the Home Depot crown molding aisle, tastes like a rotten grape Sweet-Tart.

Rating: 2/5

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Price: $6.

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Reviewed on: March 26th, 2008

2005 Rideau Sangiovese–like raspberries caressed by the hand of god.

Which god? I don’t know. Just go buy some.

Rating: 5/5

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Price: $3.

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Reviewed on: March 19th, 2008

2005 Gainey Pinot Noir Santa Rita, so long a name I can’t tell you how great this is! Run.

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Rating: 4/5

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Reviewed on: March 16th, 2008

2006 Borsao, smells like a wet dog, has a blood-flavored aftertaste, and has a dick on the label.

Rating: 3/5

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Reviewed on: March 8th, 2008

2001 Hunt Cellars Hilltop Serenade Syrah, smells like raw steak and 3-in-1 oil, tastes like blood-flavored rubbing alcohol.

Rating: 3/5

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Reviewed on: March 4th, 2008

2006 Summerland Chardonnay, like jasmine tea brewed in lemonade with a pine resin chaser.

Rating: 3/5

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Reviewed on: March 3rd, 2008

2005 Sunstone Eros, smells like a wet rock, tastes like a stone-and-jelly sandwich.

Rating: 3/5

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Price: $30.

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Reviewed on: March 1st, 2008

2004 6th Sense Syrah, proof that Lodi doesn’t suck.

Think blackberries and maple syrup.

Rating: 4/5

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Price: $14.

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Reviewed on: March 1st, 2008