Dynasty Red Wine (China).

Smells like a new Hyundai, tastes like licking the driver’s seat after 200k fat-person miles.

Rating: 0/5

Price: $ynasty Red Wine (China). Smells like a new Hyundai, tastes like licking the driver\'s seat after 200k fat-person miles. 0/5.

2006 Mirassou Pinot Noir–like a melted cherry Slurpee in a hot wax-paper cup.

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Rating: 4/5

Price: $14.

2005 Paul Jaboulet "Parallel 45"–you’d think, with the weak dollar, that the French are the ones being screwed.

Wrong.

Rating: 2/5

Price: $10.

2005 Cupcake Cabernet Sauvignon.

Smells like a used kitchen rag. Ugly label doesn’t mean great wine. Must add food.

Rating: 3/5

Price: $10.

2005 House Wine.

This Washingon blend would be passable as a 99-cent store wine. Like licking a rusty pipe-wrench.

Rating: 2/5

Price: $1.

Snowbird Merlot–this nonvintage wine is a helluvalot better than two-buck chuck.

Buy it for your non-wine-drinking friends.

Rating: 3/5

Price: $3.

No, seriously.

McManis 04 was great, 05 was a slight step down, but the 06 is

Rating: !/5

Price: $o, seriously. McManis 04 was great, 05 was a slight step down, but the 06 is aaahh-maz-ing.

2006 McManis Cabernet Sauvignon.

After the first taste, we went to Costco and bought every bottle they had.

Rating: 4/5

Price: $8.

2004 Vegas 3.

This has nothin to do with Las Vegas, unless they’ve taken up roasting blackberries on hibachis.

Rating: 3/5

Price: $1.

2005 Bogle Old Vine Zinfandel, like buttered cranberries squeezed thru grandpa’s WWII boot.

Rating: 3/5

Price: $9.