A hint of hamster pee on fresh bread. Get their Indian Wells.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $7.
Caramel and grapefruit, with just a hint of boiled football leather.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $8.
This huckleberry-flavored wine smells like bubblegum and will be loved by white zin drinkers.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $9.
Blackberries are gettin it on with lemons in a caramel factory!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $10.
I’m not sure how to pronounce it, so I’ll just call it “five.”
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $40.
Like the white rind of a lime, but alcoholic.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $22.
I suppose “red chicken” should be funny, but I’m not smiling.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $7.
The exact opposite of 99.9% of the Cab Francs you’ve had. Buy!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $14.
A forgettable, formulaic wine, but your friends won’t be wearing it.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
Like licking balsa wood soaked in liquid smoke–but hey, it’s three bucks.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $3.