Earlier Reviews
2005 Turning Leaf Riesling.
2005 Turning Leaf Riesling. Not a terrible wine, as long as you don’t mind a hint of raw chicken with your booze.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $10.
2005 Duckhorn Merlot.
2005 Duckhorn Merlot. If you serve this and some ass says “I don’t drink Merlot,” sock him in the teeth.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $50.
2005 Black Opal Shiraz.
2005 Black Opal Shiraz. For a country with a lot of personality, Australia sure does make lots of wine lacking it.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
2007 Alice White Shiraz.
2007 Alice White Shiraz. Like a Radio Shack clock-radio–does the job, doesn’t offend, but not too exciting.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $10.
2006 Little Penguin Shiraz.
2006 Little Penguin Shiraz. It’s smooth, sweet, and easy, like your last metrosexual lover.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
2007 Challis Lane Chardonnay.
Picture this: you’re painting a hamster cage with Frazee semi-gloss white.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.
2007 Penfolds Rawsons Retreat.
Caramel and pepper are getting it on–reminiscent of Pillar Box.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.