Earlier Reviews
2006 Hahn SLH Chardonnay.
Gigantic, amazing CA paleo-chard–if your friends only like unoaked thin crap, tell them they’re idiots.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $25.
2006 Little Penguin Shiraz.
Smells exactly like a five-dollar inflatable pool float, tastes like a well-used shoe.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $6.
2006 Little Penguin Shiraz.
Unlike blind mammals, flightless birds do not exhi
Rating: ./5
,Price: $006 Little Penguin Shiraz. Unlike blind mammals, flightless birds do not exhibit the winemaking instinct.
2006 Hahn Meritage.
Like eating Blackcurrant-coated bologna off a cute chick’s belly.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $25.
2006 Hahn SLH Pinot Noir.
Like having a bullet ricochet off the Zippo in your pocket, then gettin lucky with the supermodel ER nurse.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $006 Hahn SLH Pinot Noir. Like having a bullet ricochet off the Zippo in your pocket, then gettin lucky with the supermodel ER nurse. 5/ ...
2006 Hahn SLH Pinot Noir.
Like having a bullet deflected by the Zippo in your pocket, then getting lucky with the supermodel ER nurse.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $29.
3 Blind Moose Pinot Grigio.
New research establishes that smelly, blind, grass-eating mammals can be decent winemakers!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $8.
2005 Evergreen Riesling.
Like buttered pasta, followed by a mouthful of lemon–clean!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $16.
2004 Evergreen Spruce Goose Pinot Noir.
The littler brother to the commemorative.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $20.
2004 Evergreen Vineyards Spruce Goose Pinot Noir Commemorative.
Firecrackers in a glass!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $26.