Earlier Reviews
2005 PKNT Carmenere Reserve.
Smells like a cat pissing in a fireplace, tastes like burnt lemon rind.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $5.
San Antonio American Cardinale.
If you’re in the mood for Manichevitz, this is a substitute for 2x the price.
Rating: 1/5
,Price: $6.
2006 Von Wilhelm Haus Riesling.
Smells exactly like a bike inner-tube repair kit, tastes like a bad peach.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $9.
Il Conte D’Alba Moscato d’Asti.
Proof that the Italians like pear cider–except they call it wine!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $8.
2007 Au Bon Climat Chardonnay.
It’s a lemon Slurpee–not too complex, not too exciting.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $18.
2005 Clos Du Val Cabernet Sauvignon.
Imagine a typical California Cabernet. Yep, there you go. Yep, that’s it.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $27.
2007 Rosenblum Viognier.
Smells like a funeral, but tastes like a tropical paradise.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $13.
2006 Etim Seleccion.
Smells like a toilet mint, tastes like a tropical fish store.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $15.
2006 Catena Malbec.
Twangy and woody (but not giving us a woody)–lotsa parrots in this one.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $20.
2007 Murphy-Goode The Fume.
It’s like a California rabbit-lettuce salad in a bottle.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $12.