Earlier Reviews

2005 Devour Pinot Noir.

Devour, as in acid-in-the-middle-turns-your-face-into-jelly . . . like The Blob.

Rating: 2/5

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Reviewed on: April 9th, 2009

2005 Christian Moueix Medoc.

If you set out to create a wine utterly without taste, this would define success.

Rating: 2/5

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Price: $20.

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Reviewed on: April 6th, 2009

Wine thought of the moment.

Can you really taste 1%? Like, can you really tell the difference between an 89 and 90-point wine?

Rating: /5

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Reviewed on: April 5th, 2009

2006 Shannon Ridge Wrangler Red.

Guy review: badass, like finding a shiny ‘66 Corvette big-block on eBay for $19k.

Rating: 4/5

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Price: $13.

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Reviewed on: April 5th, 2009

2006 Shannon Ridge Wrangler Red.

Unexpectedly grand, like finding a new Dior purse in a thrift store.

Rating: 4 /5

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Reviewed on: April 5th, 2009

Wine thought of the moment.

If you aren’t having fun with your wine, people aren’t having fun with you!

Rating: /5

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Reviewed on: April 4th, 2009

2007 Castle Rock Reserve Chardonnay.

A shot of iodine, served up in a crusty urinal–avoid at the BevMo sale, even at half price.

Rating: 2/5

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Price: $18.

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Reviewed on: April 3rd, 2009