Devour, as in acid-in-the-middle-turns-your-face-into-jelly . . . like The Blob.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $6.
If you set out to create a wine utterly without taste, this would define success.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $20.
Can you really taste 1%? Like, can you really tell the difference between an 89 and 90-point wine?
Rating: /5
,Price: $.
Guy review: badass, like finding a shiny ‘66 Corvette big-block on eBay for $19k.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $13.
Unexpectedly grand, like finding a new Dior purse in a thrift store.
Rating: 4 /5
,Price: $13.
If you aren’t having fun with your wine, people aren’t having fun with you!
Rating: /5
,Price: $.
A shot of iodine, served up in a crusty urinal–avoid at the BevMo sale, even at half price.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $18.