Like Rammstein played by Kraftwerk–calculated, synthesized, and lifeless.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $7.
It’s a white zin, living in a slightly more respectable trailer.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $6.
Pool water, cherry Kool-Aid, and a dryer sheet make something surprisingly drinkable.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $5.
Like honeysuckle on an abandoned gas station–in pink.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $15.
Fireworks stand on a hot summer day, mildewed towels from washin the Camaro, grape drink box.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $12.