If you’re into the fermented-Smuckers style of fruity Zins, you might like this selection from the dollar store.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $1.
Nice clove-scented cinnamon pie, hint of dad’s pipe from the study.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $30.
Your berry bushes have grown into the henhouse.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
Like slipping and landing face-first in a pool of hot peppered motor oil.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
Ignore the parrot which squawks, “Soon your tongue will look like mine!”
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $15.
Rabbits invade a peach and oak orchard, take over, declare independence.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $15.
In a world where Einstein split the blackberry atom in a pine shed . . .
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $25.
Jolly Rancher introduces their new strawberry-watermelon cough syrup; kids rejoice.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $12.