After a brief roll in the berries, the Tannin Smackdown delivers an ass-whuppin.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $20.
If this wine was an ICU patient, it’d be flatlining.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $20.
Ms. Blackberry opens a yoga studio; this is Level 1.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $20.
A piƱa colada, played thru a tube amplifier.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $25.
You say, “well, maybe it’ll get better in 20 minutes”–but it doesn’t.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $20.
Entirely like licking the inside of a charred bell pepper.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.