2005 Cotes du Rhone Domaine Paul Autard. Don’t let the wall o names scare you—this is a decent French tipple! 3/5, $8.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
2006 Echeverria Carmenere. Screamin loud. Tastes exactly like roasted bell peppers. 3/5, $8.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
2005 The Show Cabernet Sauvignon. Like a $13 cheeseburger. 4/5, $13.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $13.
2004 Estancia Cabernet Sauvignon. Made with real horse buttholes, sez the Donk, who is channeling Doctor Tran. 4/5, $10.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $10.
2005 Oops Cabernet Franc Carmenere. The only mistake here is that it is completely devoid of wet raisins. 4/5, $10.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $10.
2005 Chateau Haut Rian. Smells like Aunt Millie’s flower patch, avoids the new-hose taste. 4/5, $8.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $8.
2003 Christian Moueix Merlot. Red licorice and kool-aid, with a “low crawling berry thing.” 3/5, $11.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $11.
2005 Chateau Haut Nadeau. Chateau poo-poo furniture polish! 2/5, $19.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.
2005 Cabs Bordeaux. Kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard. 3/5, $7.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $7.
2004 Red Truck. For all the truck wines that bit our ass, this one makes up for it. 4/5, $9.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $9.