Grapedonk isn’t tempted to dance with a dead guy, even after quaffing this Temptation Zinfandel. With a “weird petroleum-ish thing, like when you parked your car in the dirt and it leaked a little tranny fluid and you went to smell it,” (like, OK, whatever).
With a mini-educational section about why people use big wine glasses (hint: it’s so they don’t Water Willie their friends while swirling), Grapedonk was at first reasonably impressed, then said it was a solid food wine, though it didn’t make him want to “dance around the room with a feather-duster up his ass.”
We paid $12.99 for this wine. Buy it now at BevMo.