Episode 55: 1996 Grand Dragon Dry Red Wine
China makes everything else, so why not wine? Here’s a special import, snuck in from China in Ken’s suitcase. The Grapedonk looks suspicious of this wine in a box. We’re suspicious of the 1996 vintage. Where has it been since 1996? Aging in a temperature-controlled cellar, or sitting on a shelf?
On tasting, the Grapedonk declared, “That ain’t funny! Transmission fluid tastes better than that!” After 20 minutes, he was convinced to try it again. “It smells smoky, like Liquid Smoke, but when you taste it, it’s like drinking Liquid Smoke.”
We paid 39.60 yuan. We have no idea where to buy this wine. Or why you’d want to.
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November 22nd, 2006 at 6:57 am
Hurts like a punch in the face? To say the least I would imagine the Boones Farm was better? Sorry you had to endure such an tragedy for the benefit of us…you’re a good man winedonk!
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:27 pm
love it ! i have had a very ruff day at work…..you just had me rolling! thank you for adding humor to this less then perfect day!
i needed a good laugh!