Episode 60: 2002 Martin Ray Red

“That looks like a bottle of Ripple,” the Grapedonk said, on seeing this, uh, unconventional wine bottle. After treating it like a bottle of moonshine, he said, “That’s a dry SOB. It’s like waiting 3 hours in line for a roller coaster that lasts only two minutes.” Flavor-heat-grip-done!

Admittedly, we picked this one up because it was in a weird bottle. And it makes the Grapedonk feel right at home with his Okie teeth. All he needed was some XXXes on the bottle. In the end, the grip killed this one. Not a bad wine, but nothing to come back for.

We paid $6. Buy this wine at Martin Ray Winery.

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Reviewed on: December 1st, 2006

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