Episode 68: Shao Hsing Hua Tiao Chiew

This wine definitely gets the award for strangest container we’ve ever seen. We thought we’d give China another chance, this time with rice wine. Hey, sake is great, isn’t it? Unfortunately this isn’t sake.

“When you stick your nose farther into it, you can smell the other side of its ass,” Grapedonk said. “If you sprinkled Cracker Jack on a dirty mattress, pissed on it, and wrung it out, this is what it would smell like.” And that was the end of that—we can’t tell you what Grapedonk thought of the taste, but he refused to drink it. The panel tried it, and agreed Grapedonk is wise beyond his years.

We paid $4.49. Please don’t buy this wine, but if you must, you can get it at Wing Hop Fung.

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Reviewed on: December 17th, 2006

2 Responses to “Episode 68: Shao Hsing Hua Tiao Chiew”

  1. toni Says:
    January 1st, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    dogs eat poop! would a dog drink that?

  2. Jude Says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Hey dude, the chinese only uses this wine for cooking. No way is it meant for drinking mate. Superb in chinese cuisine cooking. Cheers and do keep the great reviews coming.

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