Wineass - One Line Wine Reviews

2006 Siempre Caren’s Cuvee

The Wineass — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:19:17 +0000

It’s Willy Wonka’s purple velvet jacket–smooth, rich, and more than a tad wacky.

Jason — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:07:15 +0000

Like prunes and a brand-new roll of 3M masking tape–still wrapped in plastic.

The Wineass — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:41:27 +0000

Firecrackers, farts, and a eucalyptus dial set on 11.

The Wineass — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:56:55 +0000

Blackcurrant, leather and tobacco come together in the best band since the Beatles.

The Wineass — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:50:59 +0000

The Wineass — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:43:41 +0000

It’s better than drinking the dirty dishwater–but not much.

The Wineass — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:18:26 +0000

Like drinking the remains of a burnt polyester blanket.

The Wineass — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:40:23 +0000

Take licorice whips, mix in grape sweettarts, ferment in an paneled 70s room.

The Wineass — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:22:44 +0000

Pine-cone collecting at Big Sur; licking the stucco side of the park restroom.

The Wineass — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:06:41 +0000

Count Chocula’s taken all the Booberries and made them into vino!