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2008 Sobon Amador Old Vines Zinfandel

The Wineass — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 03:51:22 +0000

If you live near a BevMo that stocks this–STOP, RUN, BUY. All of it.

The Wineass — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 04:08:23 +0000

Pressure-treated wood shack in a bell pepper field.

The Wineass — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:50:17 +0000

Tar rollercoaster thru Willy Wonka’s strawberry sundae TV studio.

The Wineass — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 04:10:48 +0000

Like ocean breezes thru a blueberry patch, with occasional 55 gallon drum.

The Wineass — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 04:08:50 +0000

They need to zynthesize some lettuce–thus crap belongs on a salad.

The Wineass — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:56:21 +0000

It’s a boujoulais nouveau, without all that pesky French.

The Wineass — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:15:46 +0000

Like sanding your roasted cranberry Porsche with 2000 grit.

The Wineass — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:34:21 +0000

It might say “Ferrari,” but it tastes “Camry.”

The Wineass — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:19:09 +0000

I don’t know if it’s a keeper, but it’s definitely a drinker.

The Wineass — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:10:19 +0000

A little mechanical and metallic–it’s a winebot!