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Chateau Changyu-Castel

The Wineass — Mon, 31 May 2010 02:30:59 +0000

Like Beijing smog over an abandoned 50s gas station.

The Wineass — Fri, 28 May 2010 06:04:30 +0000

Nasty chemical paint stripper on a crusty old palette knife.

The Wineass — Fri, 28 May 2010 01:27:28 +0000

Like a synthetic banana peel–calculated and slippery.

The Wineass — Mon, 24 May 2010 02:35:47 +0000

If the asshole in “Sideways” turned his nose up at this, sock him in the teeth.

The Wineass — Mon, 24 May 2010 01:39:14 +0000

Not worthy of running naked thru the sprinklers, more “meh” than freaky.

The Wineass — Sun, 23 May 2010 01:32:05 +0000

Label shows grape dreams of being Godzilla; smells like a funeral, but suggests a grand future.

The Wineass — Sat, 22 May 2010 03:13:51 +0000

Like drinking grape-flavored isopropyl alcohol from a pine mug.

The Wineass — Fri, 21 May 2010 03:26:45 +0000

Strawberry-fig Pop Tart, topped with a dash of silica gel.

The Wineass — Thu, 20 May 2010 02:21:40 +0000

Like a jalapeño-rubbed grass carpet.

The Wineass — Tue, 18 May 2010 02:22:19 +0000

Best you’ll see for two bux–like a pineapple Corona with lime.