Wineass - One Line Wine Reviews

2006 Slipstream Chardonnay

The Wineass — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:38:53 +0000

Glue stick and new shower hose, with an aftertaste like milk and pineapple.

The Wineass — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:55:12 +0000

Like unset cherry jell-0 in a stinky trailer kitchen.

The Wineass — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:55:44 +0000

Like licking roasted red bell pepper juice off plywood.

The Wineass — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 06:55:10 +0000

This tale involves a band-aid, a grape, and their forbidden love…

The Wineass — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:24:10 +0000

Coke and ketchup BBQ sauce, lemon pepper steak.

The Wineass — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:01:58 +0000

Dark shrub deep in summer: fragrant, mysterious, and earthy.

The Wineass — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:12:26 +0000

Your riding lawnmower veers into the lemon orchard.

The Wineass — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:42:58 +0000

Pineapple-eucalyptus cough drops–but it works!

The Wineass — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:33:02 +0000

If Jolly Rancher made a Tomato-Worm flavor, this would be it.

The Wineass — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:59:08 +0000

Lightly buttered pear-lemon tart; feel the snoot.