Wineass - One Line Wine Reviews

2005 Cellar #8 Merlot

The Wineass — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:39:18 +0000

If you could smoke a grape-flavored pipe, this would be it.

The Wineass — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:33:01 +0000

Yep, this is a joke–tastes like Smuckers that your kid fermented for science class.

The Wineass — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:11:10 +0000

Don’t trust wine with animated labels–they should only move after the bottle is empty.

The Wineass — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:56:05 +0000

Tastes like the inside of an Australian grape-picker’s glove. Fine for your friends!

The Wineass — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:24:50 +0000

To be brief, this novella is up for a Pulitzer–very nice!

The Wineass — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:47:21 +0000

Like turkey in a hot tank–with cough syrup.

The Wineass — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:23:13 +0000

Like using steel wool to clean your cherry-stewing pot.

The Wineass — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:25:11 +0000

Takes you back to kindergarten–paste and Elmers glue.

The Wineass — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:58:06 +0000

Fire the label designers–parrots, raffle tickets, WTF? Luckily the winemaker was more competent.

The Wineass — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:16:54 +0000

A chicken chili fart in a hot car.