Get Wineass

We want wineass.com to be there when you need us. Whether you’re sitting comfortably at home in front of your shiny new gaming rig, or standing in front of the wall ‘0 booze in the local supermarket, you need a quick read on what wines suck, and what wines don’t. So there are 5 ways to enjoy:

Right Here
Bookmark this site and come back whenever you want. This allows you to rate the wines yourself by clicking on the stars to the right of “Your Rating.” If you have a longer tale to tell about the wines, leave us a comment.

Via RSS
Subscribe to our RSS feed if you want the latest scoop, and have it delivered immediately to your reader. Unsure what RSS is? Don’t know if you have a reader? Check this out.

At Twitter
Follow us on Twitter, where you can get updates via IM, SMS, or email. Trivia fact: most of our reviews come into Twitter via SMS. This allows us to review wines wherever we are—at home, in a restaurant, on a ship, whatever.

Via Our Widget
Get our widget and put the latest Wineass.com reviews on your own blog, website, or social network profile. Spread the word about Wineass.com and let everyone enjoy one-line wine reviews, minus the wankery.

On Your Phone
Point your phone at http://www.wineass.com and search our library of reviews when you need them most—in the store or at the restaurant! Help other shoppers pick the best wines! Watch sommeliers cower at the wisdom you hold in your hand!

On Your iPhone
Visit our site on your iPhone, and you’ll see we have a custom iPhone theme that makes browsing easy.

If you’d like to contribute to Wineass, set up a Twitter account, review a few wines using our one-line formula, and let us know. We can’t promise fame and fortune, but we will consider adding you to the team!