Chateau Changyu-Castel.
Like Beijing smog over an abandoned 50s gas station.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $10.
Earlier Reviews
2006 Project Happiness Syrah.
The project was a failure, unless you’re into flat rum and cherry coke.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $6.
2008 Clear Bottle Bay Pinot Grigio.
On a clear day, you can see…much, much better wines.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.
2007 Le Grand Noir.
Great for scraping the last of that balsamic reduction off your tongue.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $10.
2008 Borsao.
For a wine with a dick on the label, it has surprisingly little wood.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
2004 Buena Vista Chardonnay.
Thick and cloying, like your scary aunt’s perfume.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
2007 Liberty School Chardonnay.
You don’t have to learn to love this buttery-pear confection.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $7.
2007 Big Tattoo Red.
Excellent substitute for the 120-grit sandpaper you’ve been using to strip the bureau.
Rating: 1/5
,Price: $3.
2007 2Up Shiraz.
Roasted dark cherries with a pepper crust–no shock from an Aussie Shiraz.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
2007 Annie’s Lane Chardonnay.
Buttery apples with a hint of the plastic wrap they came in, whiff of dishwasher.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.