Chateau Changyu-Castel.
Like Beijing smog over an abandoned 50s gas station.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $10.
Earlier Reviews
2007 Virgin Vines Chardonnay.
White wine as designed by a peach-loving, benevolent artificial intelligence.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $6.
Pescevino White Table Wine.
First hint: bottle is shaped like a fish. Second hint: it’s called “fish wine.” Total ass.
Rating: 1/5
,Price: $10.
2006 Barton & Gustier Bistro Wine.
Like sitting in a sidewalk cafe In Paris (in Second Life.)
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $4.
2007 Wente Shorthorn Canyon Syrah.
Tastes like…you should run to Cost Plus and buy–NOW!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $.
2007 Rideau Grenache.
Like getting the gold coupon in Willie Wonkas Magic Fig Bar.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $37.
2007 Firestone Chardonnay.
Mom baked her best apple pie and graced it with a touch of cinnamon.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $10.
2008 The Left Bank.
Message written on stale french bread, drizzled with molasses.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $10.
2008 Rideau Estate Rousanne.
Like honey butter on apple slices–sweet and almost overpowering.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $14.
2006 Rosenblum North Coast Limited Release.
After a bell-pepper punch, Mr Grape lights up a mesquite cigar.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $8.
Bonterra Red Table Wine.
Smells like a grape-rubbed boulder next to a poison ivy patch–tastes like it too.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $9.