Like Beijing smog over an abandoned 50s gas station.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $10.
Weird combo of caramel and Tabasco, rubbed into your tongue with 80-grit sandpaper.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
Fond memories of romping dad’s 66 GTO thru spring California fields.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $9.
Like fake boobs–smells like paradise, but reality is kinda rubbery and contrived.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $10.
A Cab from Lodi is kinda like free-range chicken from a Pacoima landfill, isn’t it?
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.
Now we know where the wine in wine coolers comes from.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.
Definitely a mid-list paperback; like licking book paste with a lemon peel.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $16.
3-in-1 oil and grape SweetTarts come together in unholy wedlock at the pepper patch.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $6.
Blueberry cobbler in an old schoolhouse; summer sun on dry golden hills.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $15.
Friendly diesel truck takes you thru blackberry fields–fairy tale for adults.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $15.